An Open Letter from Kenny Powers to Tim Tebow

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Arby’s Now Charging $2.99 To Let Customers Go Behind Counter, Grab Handfuls Of Roast Beef

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Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea

While emphasizing that he was definitely completely insane and would likely become even more so as leader of North Korea, the younger Kim nevertheless wondered if he could ever be enough of a lunatic to truly replace the most unhinged dictator on the planet.

“Obviously, I know I was handpicked because I’m super crazy,” said Kim, the youngest of the late 69-year-old dictator’s four known children. “But my father was just so great at what he did. Did you know the people of North Korea heard his voice exactly once, for like five seconds? How nuts is that? Honestly, I look at stuff like that and I think, ‘Wow, there’s just no way I can ever top Dad.’”

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Looks like the “Get Your War On” gent is back.

Just in time.

inothernews:

Jon Stewart’s brilliant (as usual) take on the whole advertiser controversy around All-American Muslim.

This activist believes in a strong policy of pointing guns at women and babies. A prime example of why I’d love a reverse-stock photo lookup service that shows every story where a particular image has ever appeared, because WHY.

A small collection of puzzling stock photos labeled “activist.”

Happy Birthday to one of the earliest loves of my life, Britney (bitch).

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If Donald Glover’s stand-up special is half as funny as it is when he cries on Community, I’ll be happy.

Video: Wikileaks Gets the South Park Treatment

Tonight’s South Park revolved around a new secret-spilling website called Eavesdropper, which has been ruining the lives of everyone in its gossipy path. To combat the problem, the kids set out to expose the person behind the site, later learning it was actually a blonde, wig-wearing gerbil named Wikileaks.

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