This letter is sententious crap, shot full of self-pity. But it’s the kind of letter writers seem to write; and since I quit G-E, if I’m not a writer then I’m nothing.

Kurt Vonnegut

If you were to bother to read my books, to behave as educated persons would, you would learn that they are not sexy, and do not argue in favor of wildness of any kind. They beg that people be kinder and more responsible than they often are. It is true that some of the characters speak coarsely. That is because people speak coarsely in real life. Especially soldiers and hardworking men speak coarsely, and even our most sheltered children know that. And we all know, too, that those words really don’t damage children much. They didn’t damage us when we were young. It was evil deeds and lying that hurt us.

Kurt Vonnegut

The 25 Greatest Epigraphs in Literature
Noticeably absent: Billy Pilgrim’s (see above).

The 25 Greatest Epigraphs in Literature

Noticeably absent: Billy Pilgrim’s (see above).

Reblogged from buz with 15 notes / Kurt Vonnegut Literature Books Epitaph 

School bans Vonnegut’s Slaughterhouse-5, so Vonnegut Library gives copies to students for free

Most of us regard Kurt Vonnegut’s classic novel Slaughterhouse-Five as a masterpiece of thought-provoking science fiction, but the School Board of Republic High School in Missouri felt differently. They decided to ban the novel.

And in response, the Vonnegut Memorial Library offered to provide a free copy to any of the 150 students who were originally supposed to read it.

I remembered The Fourteenth Book of Bokonon, which I had read in its entirety the night before. The Fourteenth Book is entitled, “What Can a Thoughtful Man Hope for Mankind on Earth, Given the Experience of the Past Million Years?” It doesn’t take long to read The Fourteenth Book. It consists of one word and a period. This is it: “Nothing.

Kurt Vonnegut, Cat’s Cradle 

Slaughterhouse-Five banned by US school

Kurt Vonnegut’s celebrated second world war satire censored along with teen novel Twenty Boy Summer by Sarah Ockler.

The vote? 4-0. One of the four read the book.

slaughterhouse90210:

“That’s the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting married think they’re wonderful, and that they’re going to have a baby— that’s wonderful, when actually they’re as ugly as rhinoceroses.”  — Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

slaughterhouse90210:

“That’s the point. Every kind of animal thinks its own kind of animal is wonderful. So people getting married think they’re wonderful, and that they’re going to have a baby— that’s wonderful, when actually they’re as ugly as rhinoceroses.”
— Kurt Vonnegut, Hocus Pocus

When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.

Kurt Vonnegut 

High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else I can think of.

Kurt Vonnegut

I apologize. I apologize because of the terrible mess the planet is in. But it has always been a mess. There have never been any ”Good Old Days,” there have just been days. And as I say to my grandchildren, ”Don’t look at me. I just got here myself.

Kurt Vonnegut, Syracuse University Commencement, Sunday, May 8th, 1994

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Kurt Vonnegut on the Shapes of Stories