villagevoice:

Gus Garcia-Roberts profile of Tea Party Princess Victoria Jackson is this week’s cover story.

Gawker’s Brian Moylan chooses some of the story’s most “insane” quotes. Like:

• “Some people thought I was a genius. Some people thought I was retarded.”
• “[Weed] made me very creative, horny, and paranoid.”
• “I kind of had a crush on Weird Al Yankovic. We kind of went on a date, but I don’t know if he loved me or not.”
• “If you get killed because you’re gay, the murderer gets extra time. It’s hilarious! Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don’t see an alcoholic pride parade. Alcoholics hide in little rooms in basements and they go, ‘Hi, I’m Fred.’”

Read the rest: Victoria Jackson, Tea Party Princess

Also a fan of this one: 

“The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We’re killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day… I don’t know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don’t know. I’m not good with numbers. We’re killing lots of babies every day. It’s infanticide. Its genocide. We are… How can God bless our country, seriously?”

Seriously, read the rest. Where else you gonna learn aborted fetuses would vote for Obama if they were alive?

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manicchill:

Letters Reveal Eric Cantor Begged for Stimulus Money to Create Jobs

from PoliticusUSA: During a March 1, 2009 appearance on ABC’s This Week, Rep. Cantor said that the government can’t create jobs, “And what we see in this budget, frankly, is an attempt, again, to try and stimulate the economy through government expenditure. And, you know, at best what that can do is redistribute wealth. It can’t create jobs; it can’t create wealth. We’ve got to get back to focusing on job creation and creating prosperity.”

Newsweek has uncovered letters that show Rep. Cantor requesting hundreds of millions of stimulus dollars for his district at the same time; he was publicly claiming that government can’t create jobs.

Just a month after going on ABC and claiming that the government can’t create jobs, Cantor sent a letter to Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood to request almost $75 million in federal stimulus funds for the I-95 high speed rail project. Cantor along with Rep. Bobby Scott wrote that, “High speed rail provides a sensible and viable solution to our region’s transportation challenges. It is estimated that creating a high speed railway through Virginia will generate as many as 185,500 jobs, as much as $21.2 billion in economic development, and put nearly 6.5 million cars off the road annually.”

mybutbeautiful:

It was not all that long ago when the health care bill was up for debate and some group calling themselves the Tea Party gathered in Washington. I remember it well and the photos above are some of what had to be endured in the name of passing that piece of legislation. So fast forward to today…

Congressman Eric Cantor:

“I am increasingly concerned about the growing mobs occupying Wall Street and other cities across our country,” the Virginia congressman said in Washington this morning. The majority leader than chastised Democrats for supporting the protestors. “Believe it or not, some in this town have actually condoned the pitting of Americans against Americans,” Cantor said. “But you sent us here to fight for you and for all Americans. You sent us here to bring about real change in Washington, real change to your federal government. And we’re committed to do that.”

Not a word was spoken by Congressman Cantor and most of his colleagues when their fellow congressmen were being spat at and heckled with the most vile and hateful language in 2009.

Of course I am not surprised, but I just thought you should know Congressman Cantor, as you redefine mob, that some of us have long memories.

pantslessprogressive:

Mark Meckler (Tea Party Patriots co-founder): They’re not law-abiding citizens. They’re camping in a park where camping isn’t allowed. They’re breaking the laws on the Brooklyn Bridge. That’s not Tea Party behavior. 

Jon Stewart: Everything you described there I believe is a misdemeanor. The actual Tea Party was a fucking felony. Do you know who the Tea Party actually was? Do you know how much trouble you’d get in if you broke into a ship, stole the cargo from the ship’s owners and just threw it overboard? Not to mention the EPA fines and the damage it would do to your Indian costume? The Tea Party namesake - you’re named after the most celebrated act of theft and vandalism of private property in our nation’s history! And you can’t stomach a little park camping?

Video here.

motherjones:

In a rare moment of honesty, Rick Santorum calls Latino voters “illegal voters.”

In related news, unemployment dropped by 50% when the Democratic Party hired 5 million oppo researchers to sift through all these juicy GOP debate soundbites.

MJ’s full roundup of debate inanity is here; check it out:

CNN/Tea Party Debate: What You Missed if You Watched Monday Night Football

To be fair, Paul also dropped a few truth bombs that were met with boos.

thedailywhat:

The CNN/Tea Party Express debate has its own “234 executions moment” as crowd members respond approvingly to the notion of letting an uninsured America in need of long-term intensive care die rather than be allowed to receive government aid.

[tpm.]

underthemountainbunker:

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With an annual salary of $174,000, some members of Congress feel they aren’t paid enough

A few lawmakers have suggested in recent months that despite a $174,000 annual salary, generous health care and pensions, and perks for things like travel and mail, being one of the elite 435 ain’t always what it’s cracked up to be. And when you calculate the hours they put in, the pay isn’t stellar either, they say.

[…] Are times really so tough that even members of Congress are struggling to get by? The numbers suggest otherwise. A recent analysis of congressional pay found that members of Congress earn about 3.4 times the salary of the average American worker. Using that standard, members of Congress are among the highest paid legislators in the developed world.

Are members of Congress paid enough?

Hilariously, the Congressman complaining the loudest is Tea Party Freshman Steve Southerland (R-FL).

He said his $174,000 salary is not so much, considering the hours a member of the House puts in, and that he had to sever ties with his family business in Panama City. Southerland also said there are no instant pensions or free health insurance, as some of his constituents often ask him about in Congress.

“And by the way, did I mention? They’re shooting at us. There is law-enforcement security in this room right now, and why is that?”

It’s a very sad tale. Maybe some celebrities will get together and do a telethon for Congress.

The Cultures of the Tea Party

dcdecoder:

UPDATE: Don’t take Decoder’s word for it - read the paper for yourselves here.

What makes a tea partyer tick? A recently-published research paper from the University of North Carolina and Vanderbilt University gives that question a go, arguing that tea party members are characterized by four key drivers:

• Authoritarianism: “Respondents believe that obedience by children is more important than creativity, and that deference to authority is an important value.”

• Libertarianism: “Respondents believe there should not be regulations or limitations on expressions such as clothing, television shows, and musical lyrics.”

• Fear of change/ontological insecurity: “Respondents sense that things are changing too fast or too much.”

• Nativism: “Respondents hold negative attitudes toward immigrants and immigration.”

Decoder will be speaking with Dr. Perrin later this afternoon to flesh out some of these points. But until then, two other nuggets:

• While 41 percent of tea party supporters said former President Bill Clinton was “not at all” like them, 81 percent felt the same way about President Obama.

• More than 60 percent of conservatives who support the tea party believe President Obama is not a Christian, the study calculates, compared to 46 percent of non-tea party conservatives.

The study, carried out by sociology professors Andrew Perrin at UNC and Steven Tepper at Vanderbilt, was conducted by liberal-leaning polling group Public Policy Polling and surveyed roughly 4,500 people in North Carolina and Tennessee in the early summer and fall of 2010. In addition, the survey draws on interviews conducted at a tea party rally in Washington, D.C.

Want more?

• Read the paper in full here.
• Want to see elected representatives backed by the tea party up-close-and-personal before Congress gets back in session? Find their town halls and other events with this tool from tea party group FreedomWorks.
• Want a list of all the town hall meetings going on this August? See this list from the Daily Kos.