villagevoice: Gus Garcia-Roberts profile of Tea Party Princess Victoria Jackson is this week’s cover story. Gawker’s Brian Moylan chooses some of the story’s most “insane” quotes. Like: “Some people thought I was a genius. Some people thought I was retarded.” “[Weed] made me very creative, horny, and paranoid.” “I kind of had a crush on Weird Al Yankovic. We kind of went on a date, but I don’t know if he loved me or not.” “If you get killed because you’re gay, the murderer gets extra time. It’s hilarious! Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don’t see an alcoholic pride parade. Alcoholics hide in little rooms in basements and they go, ‘Hi, I’m Fred.’” Read the rest: Victoria Jackson, Tea Party Princess Also a fan of this one:  “The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We’re killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day… I don’t know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don’t know. I’m not good with numbers. We’re killing lots of babies every day. It’s infanticide. Its genocide. We are… How can God bless our country, seriously?” Seriously, read the rest. Where else you gonna learn aborted fetuses would vote for Obama if they were alive?

villagevoice:

Gus Garcia-Roberts profile of Tea Party Princess Victoria Jackson is this week’s cover story.

Gawker’s Brian Moylan chooses some of the story’s most “insane” quotes. Like:

  • “Some people thought I was a genius. Some people thought I was retarded.”
  • “[Weed] made me very creative, horny, and paranoid.”
  • “I kind of had a crush on Weird Al Yankovic. We kind of went on a date, but I don’t know if he loved me or not.”
  • “If you get killed because you’re gay, the murderer gets extra time. It’s hilarious! Alcoholism is a sin too, but you don’t see an alcoholic pride parade. Alcoholics hide in little rooms in basements and they go, ‘Hi, I’m Fred.’”

Read the rest: Victoria Jackson, Tea Party Princess

Also a fan of this one: 

“The Ten Commandments have been kicked out of schools. We’re killing 37 hundred-something-thousand babies a day… I don’t know, 37 hundred a day or something like that. A million a day, I don’t know. I’m not good with numbers. We’re killing lots of babies every day. It’s infanticide. Its genocide. We are… How can God bless our country, seriously?”

Seriously, read the rest. Where else you gonna learn aborted fetuses would vote for Obama if they were alive?